- Fort Bliss, Texas. So this is what an Army base looks like. The name
of my new home kept bouncing around in my head as I gazed at the dead, dry
landscape surrounding the base. I failed to see anything that fit the name.
I thought something like Fort Hot or Fort Dusty seemed more appropriate.
Or maybe, Fort Bummer. Yeah, Ft. Bummer covered it pretty well. At least
the free meals, free room and board, free clothing and cheap haircuts made
our $65.00 per month pay a little easier to accept. And it was in cash and
tax exempt!
- After a restless few hours of sleep at the reception station we were
rudely awakened to much screaming and then formed into a motley looking
formation in front of the building. Two drill sergeants were staring at
us impatiently. We stood at attention, nervously waiting. Finally, it came;
a verbal dressing-down like I've never heard before. In a very colorful
language the drill sergeants proceeded to tell us what they thought of us.
Words such as, "scum-bags" and "maggots," rolled off their tongues with amazing
ease. And those were the more polite ones. Also, they noticed that a
couple of recruits were carrying cameras, so they admonished us not to
ever take a picture of a drill sergeant. If they suspected someone took a
picture of them, the drill sergeant explained that they would open the
camera and examine the film. If no drill sergeant pictures appeared,
the camera would be closed and returned to the recruit (it seemed that some
drill sergeants thought they were part-time comedians). Anyway, regardless
of what the drill sergeants thought of us at the moment, the Army was about to
begin an intensive 8 week training process that would transform us into real
soldiers.
- Next, it was off to get an Army regulation haircut followed by issuance
of uniforms, boots and a few other odds and ends. I'll never forget the odd
smell of all the new clothing. And, nearly everything was green. Well, actually
the color was olive-drab; fatigues, hats, helmets, ruck-sacks, duffle-bags, etc.
Even the interior walls of our barracks were an odd shade of green. I was
beginning to develop a strong dislike for the color. Anyway, now that we
sort of looked like soldiers, we were given a small advance on our pay and
then marched to a small PX (Post Exchange) so we could buy the customary
toilet articles. After that, it was time to head to the "hill"
(Logan Heights) as it was called and begin our initial training. No matter
what you wanted to call it; Boot Camp, Basic, BCT (Basic Combat Training),
or just Boot, this was it. As it turned out, a few weren't going to make it.
- It soon became apparent that barracks life does not lend itself to any
form of privacy. Every aspect is communal; showering, sleeping, relieving
and whatever. The rigorous training regime certainly made it easy to sleep
though, inspite of the sometimes noisy living quarters. Much of our
training took place in the desert which was incredibly grueling in the
unmerciful summer heat. Since most of the rifle ranges and related
training facilities were located miles (McGregor Range) from our company area, we were
often transported in what we called "cattle cars." Basically, they
resembled a semi-truck trailer, except the spartan interior was equipped
with chromed-steel hand-holds that ran from floor to ceiling. There were
no seats and very few windows. In fact, the "windows" were just small
openings near the ceiling for ventilation. We were crammed into the
cattle cars like sardines and inspite of the vents, it still got unbelievably hot
inside. And since there were no real windows to look out of, the ride was
often very nauseating.
- It wasn't long before antics in the barracks began to surface. Anyone
suspected of not pulling their weight, or who were just considered screwups
received almost unmerciful harassment from fellow trainees. There was one
hapless fellow in our barracks who was having a real difficult time
negotiating some of the training apparatus successfully. One evening, a
couple of trainees decided to fill his bed with shaving cream while he was
taking a shower. He got a nasty surprise when he turned in. Close to
tears, he went to supply and picked up clean bedding. After remaking his
bed he returned to the shower to get cleaned up again. Sure enough, the
two trainees filled his rack full of shaving cream a second time. This
time, the poor fellow broke down into tears at the thought of having to go
through the same process again. Like all of us, he was exhausted from the
days training and badly needed rest. This fellow was eventually recycled
(sent back to a newer training company) due to his slow physical
development. I don't know if he ever graduated from basic training or
not.
- I don't think anyone escaped an up close and personal ass chewing by a
drill sergeant. It was quite an experience when it happened. The drill
sergeant would press the brim of his Yogi Bear hat right up against your
forehead and start yelling. And you'd best not make eye contact with drill
sergeant. The technique was to always stare straight ahead and look as if your
eyes were focused on something a 1000 feet away. This was sometimes tricky
to do while the drill sergeant's stinky hot breath overwhelmed your
nostrils. It usually smelled like old coffee mixed with cigarette smoke.
- There was one memorable time while we were learning how to bivouac in
the field when a bunch of us thought it would be time-saving to shave the
night before. It didn't work. Our drill sergeant noticed the very slight
shadow on our faces the next morning and gave all of us still
another royal ass chewing. Our punishment? All of us in our platoon had
to dry-shave, all with same razor, while we were marching somewhere. As
each trainee finished, he handed the razor to the guy behind him. That
razor was pretty dull and nasty by the time it got to the rear. No one
ever tried to shave the night before again.
- The training and physical conditioning seemed almost endless. When we
weren't running, crawling, jumping, climbing, pushing, shooting, punching,
swinging, falling, wrestling or marching we were cleaning, polishing,
buffing, dusting, scrubbing or organizing in preparation for the
never-ending inspections. Well, we were allowed to eat now and then, if
we were good. Oh yeah, there was one other thing; the people in command
never could make up their minds about the location of the white-washed
rocks bordering the flag-pole and walkways. One day we would carry all
of them down to the creek bed and the next day we would bring them back
and line them up perfectly where they were the day before! This might've
had something to do with training, but I vowed to never become a drill
sergeant at this point. 
- None too soon the 8 week basic training ordeal was over. Right after
graduation ceremonies we were given our training orders for AIT, or Advanced
Individual Training. This was the moment of truth for draftees as the Army
now assigned their MOS (Military Occupational Specialty). For many (probably most),
it was on to Advanced Infantry training. The remainder were shipped off to various
other schools to become cooks, mechanics, clerks, field artillery gunners, engineers,
armorers, medics and a multitude of other specialties that the Army needed. Generally,
enlistees chose their desired MOS at the time of enlistment so there were few surprises
at their AIT assignments. Still, there were many tears shed that day, particularly for
those drawing Infantry MOS's. With the war in Vietnam building it almost guaranteed duty
there. For me, it was off to Ft. Sill, Oklahoma for 10 weeks of field artillery radar
training. I felt Vietnam wasn't in the cards for me. As it turned out, I could not
have been more mistaken.


Copyright © 1995 David C. Stafford
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